|   | The Thing With the Flashing LightsI just checked and my Nerd-to-English translator is still unavailable.  
		So instead of a long, incomprehensible babble, how about some nice 
		flashing lights?  The "The Thing With the Flashing Lights" has 
		surfaced from the heap during a search for something else.  I built 
		the Thing during the era when electronic components were still visible, 
		and computers weren't the wimpy little boxes they are today.  If 
		you were a computer operator (as I wasn't), you had before you a 
		"console," and the console had flashing lights to show the internal 
		state of the electronics.  I didn't have much use for one of those 
		computers, but the console lamps showed up in surplus stores all the 
		time... 
			
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				| Straight off the storage shelf, complete with 
				dust.  (After a decade it doesn't get any thicker.)  We 
				didn't use 3-wire grounding plugs in those days
				— nobody expected to live forever! |  
			
				|  | The incandescent lamp (remember them?) row drivers and 
				column drivers used individually packaged bipolar transistors 
				(remember them?). |  
				|  | Discrete components and ICs are mounted on a thru-hole PC board and 
				wired together with solid-conductor telephone cable wire and 
				hippie-necklace ribbon cable.  The cylindrical switches 
				also came from computer consoles. |  
				|  | This side view shows the power transformer with actual wires coming 
				out.  If the picture were larger you'd see that some of the 
				the thru-hole ICs have no numbers.  Purchased as random surplus, 
				their functions 
				were deduced by connecting power to the pins and looking at the outputs.  
				Many had one bad section, which meant they also had at least one good section. 
				New, known-good ICs were expensive!  |  
				|  | The capacitors had leads, too.  Switching power 
				supplies were rare then; linear (and heavy) was the way to go.  This one had a full wave 
				rectifier. |  
				|  | The PC board wasn't commercially made.  As I recall, I 
				borrowed some taped artwork and made single-sided boards myself.  
				I had no way to plate them, so I left them as bare copper.  
				I think I may have sprayed them with Krylon Clear after 
				construction.  This one seems to be in much better shape 
				than it could be without some sort of coating.  Note the 
				hand-wiring of the lamp matrix. The mechanical construction 
				was basically Plexiglas sheets and methyl methacrylate monomer. |  
				|  | Remarkably, it seems to work after 40 years in storage! 
				Which lights are on and off are determined by a shift register 
				with feedback, which produces pseudorandom data.  When a 
				row and a column are both on, the lamp at the intersection is 
				also turned on. |  
				| Here's a 
				short video   —  
				And a shorter one | The real Thing provides hours of entertainment! |  |