There's a FLY in my soup!
What's brown, mushy, and extremely lethal?
Where do you take a sick bunny?
Where do you take a very sick bunny?
NEW! 2022 A minister, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says "I'm a Type O."
NEW! 2023 A guy opens his refrigerator and sees a sleeping rabbit. He pokes the rabbit and asks him what he's doing there. "This refrigerator is a Westinghouse, isn't it?" "Well, I'm westing!"
If I get any votes for it, I'll repeat Poco's "A Rabbit Walks Into a Bar" joke. (Not a single request for over a year. I'll give it more time.)
What is the favorite breakfast of a thesaurus?
What about the Chicago Manual of Style?
What is a cat's favorite color?
What does a cat say on the radio?
What do you call the leader of a mouse orchestra?
What do you do if you fall overboard from a ship and find yourself
mired in seaweed?